Confusion Trumps

So it turns out it takes up to 5 days (or more) to have an accident report available to be picked up. Gee, who knew?

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I'm reading And She Was for my own personal enjoyment and Island of the Blue Dolphins as a read-aloud for The Clogger and find myself daydreaming about the characters of one book engaging in the activities of the other book. It's odd.

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I'm no Alton Brown, but I do know my way around a kitchen. Why does my spouse insist that Shake N Bake chicken is a fabulous meal, and request it with alarming frequency and fervor? And in a related note, why is my family shocked that I have a home made version that is AWESOME? Barefoot Contessa's got nothing on me. Well, maybe those great custom made shirts. I'd like some of those to drape gracefully over my curvy self.