Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I'd like to live at Shea Stadium, too.

Well, it's happened. My child threatened to run away. I broke down and sobbed and begged her to stay offered to help her pack. She refused my help, other than to ask if she could take some of MY knitting supplies (um, hell no!) and then asked for the train schedule. No problem, I said, and handed her the pamphlet pinned to the bulletin board that she was pointing to.

I'm sitting here trying to figure out which part makes me more evil, the part where I handed her the schedule to the Manhattan/Queens 7 Train *, or the part where I told her to leave some LemonHeads for me.



*we live next to Pennsylvania, no where near any 7 train stops

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Random Items

Is it possible to hate a bed more than I hate ours? I doubt it. It is a queen sized object of torture, on which I try to spend my night-time hours sleeping, but in reality it's more like tossing and turning and possibly lots of swearing. I have never found this bed comfortable, and in the past 9 years that we've owned it it's only become MORE uninhabitable. However, The Earner thinks it's just fine. So my poor hips will have to suffer, or perhaps sleep alone on the old marital bed that is in the office/spare room.

The rabbit is as cute as ever, which is a good thing as the cuteness is what keeps her from becoming a nice rabbit stew. She chews on wires. And shoes. And books. And linoleum. And anything wood, including but not limited to the door, the cabinets, and my kitchen table. She stays in the kitchen when she comes inside to visit, and has shown progress in the litter training area. That is if by "litter" you mean "box with newspaper", and by "progress" you mean "she did it once" and I do.

The Earner is again filling in for yet another vacationing employee at Plastics R Us, which means he's in the middle of 7 out of 8 in a row. Nights. Leaving me to watch many a television program that would be hurl-inducing and threatening to his manliness were he home. Things like Inside Brookhaven and Big Medicine. You know, shows I can get sucked into. Apparently not only am I sucked into that type of show, but also message boards about the shows. I'm all about the sick reality tv at this point. Survivor? no thanks. America's Next Top Model? not for me. Turn on TLC and the Discovery Health Channel, let me wallow in some morbidly obese health issues and shows about a zillion kids. That's my kind of tv.

My house is a mess. That's all I have to say about that.

The stupid weather has been horrible this entire week. Rainy and cold, with day time highs struggling to reach 60 for two of those wet days. There's no way we can get to the farm, we'd be stuck in mud in the middle of a row of green beans and not be found until next week. Rain. Daily. Depressing. IT'S AUGUST! Hello, it's called Global Warming, people. (yes, I know global warming is about more than being hot, please no angry emails. As if I ever get emails. *snort*)

Our choir is cranking up for another fabulous season of liturgical music, starting with our pre-practice meeting last week where we heard that our Fearless Leader would be leaving us. A major work project she's been slaving over for a couple of years now exploded and now they're doing damage control to the tune of J having to travel. Lots. As in her schedule now looks like 2 weeks in England, 1 week in the States, indefinitely. This is sad for us. I will be covering for practices and services as much as I can, but me not playing the piano is really not helping at this point. Too bad there's not a pill you can take for that.

There is a lot of yarn work going on as I am crocheting a shawl thing for my mother. Her birthday was yesterday, which caused The Earner to shake his head at my lateness. He doesn't get my family? still? after nearly 13 years of marriage? I just cast on for this project on Tuesday night, which I'm thinking is very timely, as it's still in the month of her birthday.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Swimwear, Not a Dress OR a Suit

After much shopping and several suicide attempts (I blame fitting room mirrors) I now claim success! I am the owner of a lovely new bathing suit - one that fits all of my requirements, the main two being the swimsuit must:
a) cover my large ass acreage sufficiently, and
b) wrangle my chesty area into submission, including the under arm areas.
It's called a tankini 'swimdress', which Brandy says sounds like I should be wearing said suit with a turban and smoking a cigarette in a long holder.

I came home and dialed up the innernets to find a pic of the suit for The Earner, because in our relationship we are far past me modeling garments in front of him. I found a nice representation online from Land's End, and honestly, that size 12 model looks far more fabulous in the suit than I do in my sizewhatever.

So I show him the link.

Earner: "Oh, how sex-ay"
"wait... is that the price?" (pointing to the $94 listed next to the suit and paling considerably)

Me: "I got it on sale, for $41"

Earner: "Oh, how sex-ay!"

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Brought to You By The Letter W

Apparently I am close to greatness. My friend Shannon is the #1 Liberal Housewife.
Who knew?

Also, other than the extensive frogging that is neat to watch but kind of makes me sweat a little, this video is awesome!